Fill in the blanks-an autobiography...

FIRST NAME? Sharron

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. My dad liked Sharron but my mom was leery of naming me that whilst living in Tennessee because of the proclivity of most Southerners to forget the 'two syllable' thing and call me 'Shern'. So I go by my middle name, which is Ashley.


WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Not sure. I like to cry, I guess. At least, I do it alot. Movies, books, songs, frustration..,just give me an excuse

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes. I'm notorious for changing it based on my mood so that my signature very often looks like a forgery of my own signature.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pastrami is my favorite lunch meat but I'm also a sucker for the ol' childhood favorite, balogna.

KIDS? 2 and one on the way.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think I'm nice. I don't have any enemies that I am aware of, anyway.

DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL ? I guess this here 'web-log' qualifies.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah, right.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep, and 'when I was a kid, I wasnt allowed to hang out w/ people who didnt have their tonsils'. (Seinfeld fans unite!)

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? It depends on the ammount of safety precautions involved. Yes, if sufficent harnesses and double checks are there.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I love that waffle crisp and those Reeses Peanut butter puffs...but I usually eat Vanilla Creme Mini Wheats for 'love' because they're 'whole grain'.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Rarely


DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically? No. Emotionally? eh...no. Spiritually...yeah but there's always room for improvement.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Udderly Cream from Maggie Moos (w/ a chocolate chip and Cherry mix in)

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? What they are wearing-yeah, I admit it.

RED OR PINK? Red


WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My lack of patience.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Bonnie my Bonnie.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARIING?I'm wearing black yoga shorts and Ryka cross trainers (I just finished working out)

THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I ate some beef n broccoli and chicken lomein last night. I rarely get Chinese take out but last night it hit the spot!

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? 'Stanley' on playhouse disney. I usually let littlun watch cartoons in the am. But I'm planning on listening to Lil Gizelle later today.

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue-green just says 'me', I think.

FAVORITE SMELL? The smell, not unlike baking bread, of millions of grass seeds parching in the sun on a hot summer day.


WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad.

FAVORITE DRINK? Coke zero followed closely by Kirin Ichiban.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Figure Skating and gymnastics

HAIR COLOR? Red. I think I'm gonna put a layer of blonde on the top though before convention. What do ya'll think? Too 'trendy'?

EYE COLOR? cold coffee, baby. Somebody told me that one time and I liked it so I go with it. :)

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Not anymore. A few years ago I went from 20/400 vision to 20/15 through the miracle of 'lasic surgery'. Weeehoooo!

FAVORITE FOOD? I absolutely love real whipped cream w/ just a little brown sugar in it. But I also like sushi. Right now, both together doesnt sound that bad!


SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Why can't it be a scary movie w/ happy ending?

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I saw 'The Ladykillers' on tv the other night and it was okay. Obviously heavily edited and couldnt hold a candle to the original, Cohen brothers or no Cohen brothers. Everyone go rent the original Ladykillers NOW. :)

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Almost the exact same color as my skin...kinda funny, actually.

SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer! I am a hot weather girl!

HUGS OR KISSES? Either works for me.

FAVORITE DESSERT? A perfect Creme Brulee is hard to beat.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Giant by Edna Ferber and I'm still struggling over the last 20 pages of "The Man in the Iron Mask' by Alexandre Dumas. It was such a downer!


WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nathan at about 6 months.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV LAST NIGHT? Started watching 'Hot Rods to Hell ' again but got yawny so switched to 'House Hunters International' and promptly fell asleep.

FAVORITE SOUNDS? Littlun laughing at older brother telling him a story. A perfect tenor or soprano, Leo Khotke playing guitar, Tom Waits, and a horse pushing a rush of air outof its nose

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither please

THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? I went to Hawaii when I was little.

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? My arm bends in some scary angles that freak most people out.

WHEN WERE YOU BORN? July 22nd, 1975